Elsa and I unleash our usual word vomit. Topics covered include shitty movies (including some featuring alumni from our college), using student government to get free trips to Disneyland, super religious people doing super religious people things, and more. Trigger warning: this episode will punch you in the feels so hard you’ll shit Hallmark cards.
In this episode, I do some extreme multi-tasking by podcasting, doing my job, and complaining about said job, all at the same time. Elsa also complains about her hillbilly relatives from Kentucky doing everything in their power to give her coronavirus while she studies for final exams.
In the latest attempt by Elsa and I to limit our career options, we talk the worst places to live in America like Fontana and San Bernardino. We also talk sex industry influencers, the Instagram filter I made that almost killed me, and Elsa’s absent abuelo.
In this episode, Elsa and I discuss why forcing people to get a license before making babies is pretty much the worst idea since Hitler’s Final Solution. We also talk about why doing laundry sucks.
Is the Soviet Union about to make the world’s greatest comeback? Elsa and I discuss this, an angry white lady taking back her freedom to flap her gums without a mask at Trader Joes, my boss’s ninja delivery skills, and more, all while Elsa buys a last-minute Mother’s Day gift for my mom.
Elsa and I talk about life after porn, what drugs we’d sell if we were forced into that line of work, what our friends are up to, why Elsa hates The Simpsons Movie, and more, all while Elsa’ family has a big ol’ BBQ in the background in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic.